Out of Zander's mouth

Zander and I went to a couple of parades this weekend. We had a great time.This picture is from the first parade that we attended. We always sit with the Brady bunch.
I know that you have all seen the email about the little boy that is in the bathroom with his mom and starts asking all kinds of questions. Zander has done that to me many times, but I always forget to write it down.
Yesterday at the parade, there were many people there and we had waited a long time. There was a man about my age and his 3 year old son beside of us. We had talked and the kids had played while we waited. Right before time for the parade to start, Zander said, ", do those two have penises?" Well, at that same moment I saw someone on the other side of the street that I knew so I was only paying half attention. I said, "What?" So he did what every child does that is frustrated that they are not being heard, he said, " I SAID, Do those two have PENISES?" Well, that time I assure you that I heard him loud and clear and so did everyone on our side of the street. I said, " I guess so, they are boys." That satisfied him and the parade soon started.
The second thing in the parade were the dancers from the local highschool. They had on little tiny skirts with their panties showing. Zander quickly asked if their privates were under there, and why could we see their panties? Don't you just love that? Three year olds know that panties aren't supposed to show. We went to Granny's afterwards and ate supper with her and PeeWee. Zander and PeeWee were talking about firemen and Zander proceeded to tell him that he needed to take care of Granny because she is very, enormous old. She was smiling so I guess she wasn't offended. That just goes to show that you never know what is going to come out their mouths. I wonder what he tells them at school? I don't think I want to know.

Out of the mouths of Babes

For those of you that don't know, Zander goes to the YMCA school close to where I work. This is perfect for his love of basketball, but he is not old enough to play yet. There is this darling lady named Ms. Ethel that works at the front desk. She always makes it a point to stop what ever she is doing and talk with Zander when he comes in each morning. This morning, her boss was standing there and a gentleman was sitting in a chair behind her beside of all of the basketballs. Zander said Good morning and then proceeded to say, "I want to hold your big, hard balls!" Well, I knew what he was talking about but they didn't and asked him to repeat himself to which he said, "I want to hold your big, hard balls!". After the gentleman about fell in the floor laughing, they let him go behind the desk and bounce the balls. The conversation very quickly changed to "Hansbrough does not wear his mask anymore" and "When I play ball at Chapel Hill, I will tell Roy Williams what to do".
It just goes to show that you never know what they are going to say and who they are going to say it to.